Oh my gosh

Have you ever tried Turkish Delight? Yes? No? Well you must, by god, I am undoubtedly addicted now.

By the way, professors need to stop giving me a little bit of their food and then leaving the box out and then leaving the room for extended periods of time. What do they think I am? Not a dog? They seem to mistake the saliva dripping out of my mouth for self control. And now I feel bad for having taken another piece of that damned Turkish Delight oh how delightful it is.